#8 Speed 2: Cruise Control | Golf balls and Geiger's Leeches

Update: 2021-03-09

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This week on Turd Night, we dive in on the sequel to the 90’s smash hit “Speed,” which is of course named “Speed 2: Cruise Control.” Instead of a bus, it’s a boat. Instead of Keanu Reeves, it’s Jason Patric. Join us as we discuss the cleanliness of motel bed sheets, how Tom Cruise can’t throw a baseball, the REAL reason why Jason Patric might be such a daredevil, inappropriate relationship with a deaf child, and how Roger Ebert defended his review of Speed 2 until his dying day!

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#8 Speed 2: Cruise Control | Golf balls and Geiger's Leeches

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#8 Speed 2: Cruise Control | Golf balls and Geiger's Leeches

Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez

#8 Speed 2: Cruise Control | Golf balls and Geiger's Leeches